Sometimes a cigar is just...will you c/c this completely gender-biased poem?
superheroes never initiate, they wait for bad guys to launch sinister plots then bust out of mundane existences in a cape and black tights that reveal muscles but never THAT one they are smooooth aroiund the bend am I the only one that ever noticed? perhaps they left the man-tool with the spinster aunt, or the butler lois lane was a dominatrix and we all know about batman and robin fat chance catwoman, go claw your way out of ultra-feminiity and turn your purr into a roar forget that we were put here for our progeny will we all die out before we travel to the next galaxy? I bet the supervillian gets there first and he wears armor and groupies where is your teenage daughter? his balls are the size of Jupiter... if he shoots that weapon Big Bang Theory. Proven. Meanwhile cowering from the Kryptonite that exposed his faked machismo Superman begs lois to whip him with the pink leather strap she obliges smiling with a hand-rolled cigar gripped in her sharp teeth...

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Pregnant? What happened?
I picked up my boyfriend to go to work at about 9:40am, and we got to work at 10:00am. At about 10:15am, he fingered me in my car. He did not take his pants off until after he fingered me, and he even said he was not going to touch me down there again after taking his pants down because he didn't want me to get paranoid later on. I touched his hands while we were making out beforehand to make sure there wasn't anything weird, wet or creamy on it. There was nothing except the tiniest bit of natural perspiration that any person would have on their hands (we play-wrestled in the car). However, I'm scared that he could've masturbated before picking him up. I will never know, and he said: "I can't promise because I don't remember. What I can promise is that I always wash my hands after. Those are the same hands I eat with. I always have to wipe with a tissue and then I have to wash my hands." My friends say I'm being irrational because even if I was ovulating, in order to get pregnant, you need fresh and direct genital to sperm contact or genital to genital contact, and we have never had sexual intercourse before, he has never ejaculated on or near my vagina, the sperm would have dried up by then especially because he would have touched so many things by then and smearing it on different things IF he did not wipe or wash and his little men are not superheroes, they can't survive being wiped and smeared all over the place, and he is not going to walk around with wet stuff all over his fingers touching everything in his house like his doorknob. So im obviously worried. This is the closest thing i've done with him that could get potentially get me pregnant. Could i get pregnant from this?

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Im searching this movie for years.please help?
Hi..i watched this movie years ago..but i couldnt remember the name of the movie.This movie is a science fiction type and this movie dosent have any robots or superheroes.They just fight using spaceships. I also dont really remember the plot.What i can remember is the human planet was invaded by another races(i dont remember the name.let's name this as A),they invade the human planet because of an important resource.human then allied with the A's enemy.After human was succeed retaking the human planet.human were betrayed by the A's enemy.that's all i can remember please..i like this movie..i hope someone could give me the name of this movie.. and this movie is animated

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